Scared Shitless

This is an email I sent my favourite coworkers while on my 2 week vacation cottaging! Dear, P and K There is a really bad thunder and lightening storm here and i am scared out of my freaking mind.The first two days were so hot and got a really great tan to man, and today stuck inside doing nothing but that again i think that's the whole point of getting away righttttttt.So how is work? and say hi to Jason and Stathy for me oh and this is so funny i always use baby shampoo to wash me eyes in the morning and i forgot to bring mine so went to go get some and i saw this corner store so went in and there were all these women folding clothes and just shit and they were looking at me like i was from another planet, so i asked if they had baby shampoo and not one of them said a word so i asked again and still they just looked at me and it was kind of weird like something from a Stephen king movie ya know where they all attack you cause they are like not human.It was so weird so i just turned around and left well actually i think i ran lol.I went just up the street to another store and got the shampoo and i told the girl about the other place and how weird it was and she said they are minanites) not sure if i am spelling it right but who cares anyhow and she said they they never talk to anyone other than there own and she laughed at me and said so you went in their store and they said nothing and i said ya man i thought i was in a Stephen King movie.I said i shouild go bavck and ask if i can get a block of butter lol get it they make their own butter lololol. missing you K and P